Dear Fed Ex Delivery Guy,
Dear Fed Ex Delivery Guy,
Why is my house not the first stop on your route today? It only takes about 30 minutes to get from the warehouse to my place(I should know, you couldn't deliver the tv 2 years ago, and we had to come get it), so why did you load my new camera at 5:46 am only to have me still waiting at 9:58 am? I even ran an errand, because we all know the best time to deliver a package is when someone is running errands.
Sir, I have a blog. My blog needs photos, which require the use of the camera sitting on your truck.
Today is my Christmas. Please hurry.
Sincerely,
Desperately waiting housewife.
P.S. Please do not wait til 5:03 pm to deliver. You would find me bumming because I have to time to play with the new toy.
That is all.
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